- While driving to work you spill coffee on you, not once, but twice.
- While walking up the stairs to get to the employee entrance, you trip and your NEW cup of coffee spills along with your small cup of yogurt. Ploop. Yogurt on the ground. Knee in pain. (my tears helped clean up the mess)
- While at work someone asks you, while looking at your hair, if you’ve been out walking in the rain. And you haven’t been.
Staying in bed would’ve been much, much better. (and safer. and I wouldn’t smell like coffee.)