Something you never want to hear during dinner.

From my 10 year old son:

“Hey Mommy, guess what? In 362 days I’m going to know how to make a baby!”

Um, what? (choking)

(he’s on his way to fifth grade where apparently they give the kids that educational “health” *cough* lesson)

Great, just great.  

If he’s already that enthusiastic about it, I’m in BIG trouble.


About jensmack

Non-Profit HR Director, Scrapbooker, Reader, TV Lover, and Crafter. Also, Neurotic, Sarcastic, Anxiety-filled Mom of Three.
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6 Responses to Something you never want to hear during dinner.

  1. jen-jen says:

    bwahahhaa…… it’s only just beginning…

  2. chriselda says:

    you are… delicious
    and…. your kids say the best things ever
    i hope laken’s imagination is that awesome when he gets to the age when he can form and speak complete sentences.

  3. RMSJr says:

    Hey Mom, in 632 days, you too can become a grandmother. Wonder what the homework assignments are?.?.?.?

  4. Rhonda says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That totally sounds like something my child would say!!! Too funny. Let’s hope it grosses him out so much that he won’t be interested for a very long time! :o)

  5. jamie says:

    Im glad it wasn’t just me who choked on the pizza. Only a sigh of relief I have a few more years to hear that again…..I hope!

  6. Tribeswoman says:

    Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Tribeswoman.

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