High Maintenance

Being a girl is hard work. You have to:

  • exfoliate
  • shampoo
  • condition
  • shave
  • scrub
  • brush
  • pluck
  • color
  • moisturize
  • blow-dry
  • straighten
  • gel
  • paste
  • conditioning cream (the last six items are just for my hair)
  • foundation
  • mascara
  • lipstick
  • perfume
  • jewelry

And that’s all before I leave the house to go to WORK!  It’s not like doing all that stuff turns me into Cindy Crawford. Because clearly it doesn’t.

It’s exhausting.


About jensmack

Non-Profit HR Director, Scrapbooker, Reader, TV Lover, and Crafter. Also, Neurotic, Sarcastic, Anxiety-filled Mom of Three.
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6 Responses to High Maintenance

  1. Rhonda says:

    OMG…I so totally could’ve written this post. Isn’t it ridiculous the things we “have” to do? Dear Lord.

  2. Kimberly says:

    well, you could just be like me. never wear makeup! ha.

  3. julies says:

    I thought all you needed was lipstick?

  4. Rhonda says:

    “Why?” the man asks…I’m laughing. Phew! That was funny.

  5. Lewis says:

    And don’t forget the stinkin’ dishes!

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