A typical email exchange between me & Marti.
Marti: If I ask you to do something for me that will only take you about 30 minutes and won’t cost you a dime or any energy, would you do it?
Me: I don’t know. It depends on what it is. Because I’m cynical and jaded that way.
Marti: Never mind.
Marti: Lol – you have to agree to do it before I tell you.
Marti: You can have a snack while you do it…
Me: What kind of snack?
Marti: Whatever you want! (But you have to make it yourself…)
Me: Make it myself? Hmmm…
Marti: OR…have Chris make it for you. I won’t be with you, otherwise *I’d* make it for you.
Me: Of course you would.
Marti: SO deal?
Me: Um…am I going to get sweaty?
Marti: Nope! I’d never ask you to get sweaty.
Me: Would YOU do it?
Marti: I *am* going to do it.
Me: *sigh* All right.
Marti: Set your DVR!! That’s really all I want you to do. And watch it at some point.
Me: That’s what you wanted me to do? Watch The Office?! YOU are a NUT. A NUT I tell ya!