What the heck is this? It’s NOVEMBER. We have a Freeze Warning in effect from 3am – 6am tonight. We’re only six degrees warmer than Portland-freaking-Oregon. I thought I lived in the SOUTH.
I’m not prepared for this kind of weather. My assistant was talking about “winter wardrobe” today. What? A different wardrobe for winter? You mean pants and a light jacket aren’t winter wardrobe essentials? What?
You know it’s winter in Florida because people are wearing closed-toed shoes with their shorts. That’s really about it. There’s no seasonal wardrobe. I’m at a loss. And I’m really, really cold. Like, all the time. Its not even winter yet.
Every time it gets below 60 degrees outside the kids think its Christmas. “No kids, its not Christmas, we just live up North now.”
The other day I almost passed out when someone mentioned “ice storms.” Are you serious? Ice storms? WTF is an ice storm?
I’m turning into a Jen-cicle.