Disclaimer: I’ve had this blog entry saved for months and months. (Mack is now 6) I debated on whether or not to post it… but it is rather funny. I would like to apologize in advance for the crudeness. I will be starting the “always be a lady” lessons very soon, I promise.
She and I are walking around Target the other day. I smell something stinky and say to her, “did you toot?” (sorry for the gross factor) She says “no.” “But Mackie, it smells,” I say.
Her reply, “Maybe it’s your breath.”
She’s FIVE. She’s a girl. Where did she get this from?
I’m blaming her brother and her father.