Here are all the things that are better than shopping for a new pair of jeans:
- a root canal
- bamboo shoots under the fingernails
- pulling out all the hair from my head… one strand at a time
- beating myself over the head with a hammer
- dangling upside down over a lake full of hungry alligators with a rope that’s about to break
- walking over hot coals
- watching Barney on a continuous loop
- waxing
- jumping out of an airplane
- my college biology class where all the teacher did was read from the book
- sleeping on a bed of nails
- getting poked in the eye by a wand of cheap mascara
- cardio-strength class
The only thing worse than shopping for a new pair of jeans?
Shopping for a bathing suit. <<shiver>>
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amen!
I’m pretty sure both (shopping for jeans and shopping for a bathing suit) are one of the rings of Dante’s hell!!!!! LOL 😉
lol….been shopping have you? you make me laugh. and smile.
happy tuesday.
Amen, sister! I don’t even bother. My comfortable black pants are just fine…who needs jeans, anyway? They are way overrated.