Better than buying a new pair of jeans?

Here are all the things that are better than shopping for a new pair of jeans:

  • a root canal  
  • bamboo shoots under the fingernails
  • pulling out all the hair from my head… one strand at a time
  • beating myself over the head with a hammer
  • dangling upside down over a lake full of hungry alligators with a rope that’s about to break
  • walking over hot coals
  • watching Barney on a continuous loop
  • waxing
  • jumping out of an airplane
  • my college biology class where all the teacher did was read from the book
  • sleeping on a bed of nails
  • getting poked in the eye by a wand of cheap mascara
  • cardio-strength class

The only thing worse than shopping for a new pair of jeans?

Shopping for a bathing suit. <<shiver>>

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About jensmack

Non-Profit HR Director, Scrapbooker, Reader, TV Lover, and Crafter. Also, Neurotic, Sarcastic, Anxiety-filled Mom of Three.
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4 Responses to Better than buying a new pair of jeans?

  1. Rhonda says:

    I’m pretty sure both (shopping for jeans and shopping for a bathing suit) are one of the rings of Dante’s hell!!!!! LOL 😉

  2. Kimberly Reed says:

    lol….been shopping have you? you make me laugh. and smile.

    happy tuesday.

  3. Marti says:

    Amen, sister! I don’t even bother. My comfortable black pants are just fine…who needs jeans, anyway? They are way overrated.

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