You know you’re getting old when…
…you’re watching the MTV Video Music Awards and you have no idea who these people are.
And… you have to change the channel during some of the musical acts because you really can’t stand to listen to it… not to mention, you can’t understand what they’re saying anyway.
When did this happen?
I think I’ll just blame it on the fact that I have Sirius satellite radio (which everyone should run right out NOW and get) AND I listen to the Howard Stern channel and broadway show tunes.
Okay – I thought mentioning Howard Stern would make me feel younger… but then I had to ruin it by mentioning the broadway show tunes.
Crap. I may as well throw in the towel and start looking for Early Bird dinner specials while driving with my blinker on…