Do I really want to know why the toothpaste is sitting on the computer desk? The computer is no where near either bathroom. It’s just sitting here. And there aren’t any toothbrushes around to help this make even a tiny bit of sense.
I think this is one of those times I’m NOT going to ask. I’m just going to put the toothpaste away and pretend it didn’t happen. Hopefully I won’t happen upon any sort of “toothpaste experiment” any time soon.